The Dialectizer is one of those oddball sites that make you wonder where we'd be without the Web: Feed it a URL, and it runs off and "translates" that page into any of about a half-dozen dialects of English. For an example, here is this page, translated into "redneck" dialect. (Note: When you follow that link, you'll be taken to the Dialectizer page; once there, though, all you have to do is hit the "Dialectize!" button -- this page's URL will already be filled in for you.)